This Weekend, on Felixvision...

• Rob’s face has been denounced as a ‘mess’ and his behaviour repeatedly regarded as ‘silly’ 

• The laptop has been upgraded to ‘robot’ status 

            Me: ‘Why is he calling it a robot?’ 

            Rob: ‘Because it has buttons.’

            Me: ‘Of course.’ 

            Felix: ‘Of course!’

• The bicydidor has been boringified to ‘bicycle’

• Felix has admitted to being ‘tifficult’ when I’m trying to change his nappy 

• Rob made the stunning observation that if his Mother drove an emergency fruit Felix would doubtlessly call it ‘Nanna’s Neenaa Nana’

...and that’s what you’ve missed during the three days in which I couldn't be arsed to write any blog entries. I’ll pull my socks up.