I was teasing Felix by making a little toy man of his jump onto different parts of his body and tickle him. He was giggling his head of until, ‘Man tickle Felix’s tummy!’ at which point he grabbed the poor soul, stuffed him feet first into his gob and proceeded to chew his legs with a vicious, ‘Num num num!’ Harsh.
‘Sleeping Bunnies’ is a song which involves lying on the floor, pretending to be asleep and then springing up and hopping at the end, and Felix was really getting into it this afternoon. After a few rounds of this, I was getting knackered (participation is mandatory). So, I thought I’d cheat a bit by kneeling and just putting my head down low. As if this was going to fool him. ‘Night, NIGHT, bunny!’, he shouted, pointing at the floor. And so I found myself, once again, lying prone on hardwood flooring, persevering with this fascist’s paradise of a song to which some one gave a misleadingly innocuous title. I was dutifully ready for another round but I noticed that Master Lang had arisen and was doing something else. ‘Felix, you’re supposed to be sleeping! You’re a rubbish bunny’ I exclaimed. ‘Yes. Bin’, he conceded with a nod.
‘Sleeping Bunnies’ is a song which involves lying on the floor, pretending to be asleep and then springing up and hopping at the end, and Felix was really getting into it this afternoon. After a few rounds of this, I was getting knackered (participation is mandatory). So, I thought I’d cheat a bit by kneeling and just putting my head down low. As if this was going to fool him. ‘Night, NIGHT, bunny!’, he shouted, pointing at the floor. And so I found myself, once again, lying prone on hardwood flooring, persevering with this fascist’s paradise of a song to which some one gave a misleadingly innocuous title. I was dutifully ready for another round but I noticed that Master Lang had arisen and was doing something else. ‘Felix, you’re supposed to be sleeping! You’re a rubbish bunny’ I exclaimed. ‘Yes. Bin’, he conceded with a nod.
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